1 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:22,522 Smart Cookie. 2 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:45,378 "Please put all wet food in the garbage disposal." 3 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:49,299 "I am sensitive to the smell of rotting food." 4 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:56,181 "Don't let the same dog bite you twice." 5 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:04,147 "What did you do with my sunglasses?" 6 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:55,800 All right, people, let's get started. 7 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,468 Put your bags aside. 8 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:02,807 Now, I know you all wake up every morning and you brush your teeth... 9 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,059 hopefully. 10 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,437 You drink your coffee, and you smoke your cigarettes. 11 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,439 You put on your little leotard. 12 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:12,692 And you come to audition. 13 00:03:14,193 --> 00:03:15,403 You come to work. 14 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:20,700 But what makes today the day that you book? 15 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:25,330 What makes today more than just a job, 16 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:29,375 more than just your stupid little dancer's life playing out in a loop? 17 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:33,880 Five, six, seven, eight... 18 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:35,131 One and two. 19 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,341 Three and four. 20 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:39,135 And five and six, seven and eight. 21 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,888 One, two, three, four, 22 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:44,474 five, six, seven and eight. 23 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:47,310 One, two, three, four, 24 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:49,687 five, six and seven and... 25 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:16,422 Athena, how long have you been auditioning for me? 26 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:20,426 Six years. 27 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:21,511 Six years? 28 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,013 So I'm gonna ask you one last time: 29 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:25,848 how... 30 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:26,933 bad... 31 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:28,226 do you want this? 32 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:29,978 - Max, you know... - Shut up! 33 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:32,272 More than your family? 34 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:35,733 - Yes. - More than your friends? 35 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:39,445 What friends? 36 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,659 All right. You can go. 37 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:48,288 Choke me. 38 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,584 Harder. 39 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,297 Like you're raping me. 40 00:04:58,047 --> 00:04:59,757 What? 41 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:01,426 I like it rough. 42 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:05,805 Harder! 43 00:05:07,515 --> 00:05:08,850 Oh, God! 44 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:10,059 Oh, my God, I'm gonna cum! 45 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:15,398 Oh, God. 46 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:17,817 Oh, God. 47 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:20,069 I think I'm still drunk. 48 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:26,242 I'm bad with names in general. 49 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:29,996 Bryan. 50 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:31,706 - Right. - Bryan. 51 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:36,753 Well, Bry, um, that... 52 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:39,088 that was fun. 53 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:42,133 It was fun. 54 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:45,344 Athena. 55 00:05:46,387 --> 00:05:47,638 Give it to me. 56 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:49,682 Don't leave me hangin'. 57 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:58,566 At some point, did you ask me to rape you? 58 00:05:58,649 --> 00:05:59,817 Did that actually happen? 59 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,779 What if I did? 60 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:05,031 I've just been out of the game for a while. 61 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:06,794 I don't know if that's, like, a thing now. 62 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:16,793 I don't know if I know an actress in L.A. who doesn't smoke cigarettes. 63 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,837 Oh, why, have you been fucking a whole load of actresses? 64 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:22,006 Maybe. 65 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:28,763 Well, it's all right, 'cause I'm not an actress. 66 00:06:29,972 --> 00:06:30,973 You're not? 67 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:35,019 Sex is better when guys think they're banging actresses. 68 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:38,856 And Kindergarten teacher is a close second, but, uh... 69 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:41,859 it's no actress. 70 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,580 Kindergarten teacher is pretty sexy actually. 71 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,490 Mmm. Well, I'm pretty sexy. 72 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:50,201 So how long have you been doing that? 73 00:06:53,162 --> 00:06:55,164 Not long. 74 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,834 Because I'm not really a kindergarten teacher. 75 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,384 You, uh... 76 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,279 I think your booty call is trying to get a hold of you. 77 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:10,805 Booty call, no. 78 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:12,557 Boyfriend, yes. 79 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,561 I'm kidding. 80 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:20,690 I can't tell if you're funny or just bat-shit crazy. 81 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:23,901 You must have a pretty lame sense of humor if you think that's funny. 82 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,657 Who's Jack? 83 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:32,034 Dude, I just met you five minutes ago. 84 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,078 - Please don't snoop my phone! - Oh, oh, oh, oh! 85 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,162 Give it back. 86 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:36,706 Tell me who Jack is first. 87 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:40,460 Jack? Jack is my father, okay? 88 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,128 He drunk dials me sometimes. 89 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:44,964 Prove it. 90 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:49,802 I really don't feel like talking to him right now. 91 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:53,055 It's because you're a liar. 92 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:57,810 I only lied about being an actress. 93 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,479 - Mm-hmm. - Uh-huh. 94 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:02,273 And a kindergarten teacher, so... 95 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:03,691 track record's not great. 96 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,152 Okay, you want me to prove it to you? 97 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:07,236 Fine. 98 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,198 Fine, let's see what Jack, my father, has to say. 99 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,159 - Athena... - All right... 100 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,037 - I get it. - Goddess of wisdom, 101 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,705 it's your... 102 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:20,124 It's Daddy. 103 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:23,419 King Jack, the Duke of Soul. 104 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:28,090 I need you to come to Florida as soon as possible. 105 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,176 Big News. 106 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:34,013 I... have... 107 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:35,389 cancer! 108 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:35,074 Honey Bunny. 109 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:37,159 Did you forget about me? 110 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:42,123 No matter how hard I tried, I could never forget about you. 111 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,439 Is it just me, 112 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:08,983 or did your boobs get smaller? 113 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,111 It's just you. 114 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,654 Aw, Honey... 115 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,156 Athena. 116 00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:16,532 Come here. 117 00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:19,243 Come on. 118 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:30,796 I got it. It's fine. 119 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,089 I got it. 120 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:36,218 Wow. Pink. 121 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,363 Yeah, it's been pink for a while. You wouldn't know that though. 122 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:40,627 You haven't visited me in three years. What do you think? 123 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:43,392 So how's the dancing going? 124 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,313 Huh? 125 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:49,607 Hey, I hear that all the young girls 126 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,126 are shavin' off all their cabbage these days. 127 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,234 Is that true? 128 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,819 Cabbage Patch Kids! 129 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:57,448 Well, I'm not "all the young girls," so how am I supposed to know? 130 00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:59,742 Well, what about you? You going bald eagle now or what? 131 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:00,825 No. 132 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,703 No? 133 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:05,456 Because they say that... That... that you feel things better 134 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:07,500 because of the, uh, the whatchamacallit. 135 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,377 The, uh... The nerve endings. 136 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,756 - Nerve endings? - Yeah, that's what they're saying. 137 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:17,301 If you want everyone to know you have a small johnson... 138 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:18,719 Drive that car! 139 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,763 Screw you, you fuckin' asshole! 140 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:24,975 Sixty years old, six feet, 193 pounds. 141 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,394 No history of cancer, 142 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:28,270 no history of heart disease, 143 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:31,899 no history of anything aside from cataract surgery in 2008 144 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,526 and high cholesterol. 145 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,195 See, Honey Bunny? Except for the cancer, I'm in perfect health. 146 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:38,656 Oh! Oh, pay attention. 147 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,801 The doctor is gonna show us a picture of Daddy's lungs, 148 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,160 and we're gonna see what cancer looks like. 149 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,537 - Ooh-hoo-hoo! - Ooh! 150 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:47,706 Based on PET scan, CAT scan, and biopsy today, 151 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:51,043 we have determined that the tumors are spreading 152 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,129 from your lungs to your lymph nodes, 153 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:56,799 which is typically a precursor for spreading to the brain. 154 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,801 - Wait, what? - Why are you taking notes? 155 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,570 What do you think, he's gonna give you a test after? 156 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:02,513 Tests so far indicate no brain cancer. 157 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:06,016 Maybe the doctor can tell us the name of a good Indian restaurant 158 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,393 where we can get a bite after. 159 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:09,311 - Jack, please. - She calls me Jack. 160 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,646 I'm her dad! She calls me Jack. 161 00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:12,207 Why don't we try a version of Papa Bear? 162 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:14,942 Why don't we try listening to the doctor? 163 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:21,949 Fine. What's with the, uh... the Limburgs? 164 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:23,451 Lymph nodes, yes. 165 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:27,830 Perhaps you could see better if you removed your sunglasses? 166 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,290 How'd you know? 167 00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,417 I don't understand. 168 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,835 We're invisible! 169 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,920 When he's wearing his sunglasses indoors, 170 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,006 we have to pretend he's invisible. 171 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,426 Theoretically, you can't tell him to take them off 172 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:42,595 because you can't see him. 173 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:45,222 Right. 174 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:50,895 Well, since I can hear your voice, Mr. Morehead, 175 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,646 but I can't see you, 176 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,983 I have to assume you're wearing your invisible glasses 177 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:58,611 and therefore request you remove them, 178 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:01,697 so we can discuss the treatment options for your cancer. 179 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,954 Wow! There you are. 180 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:11,832 Great. 181 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,065 It's okay to be scared. 182 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,068 But I'm not. 183 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:44,073 I have my Honey Bunny here. 184 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:46,617 You're here. 185 00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:48,327 Jack. 186 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,329 I told you. Call me Papa Bear. 187 00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:51,872 Jack, I'm serious. 188 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:55,543 I don't have many left. You know how I hate to waste. 189 00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:59,255 ♪ I love daddy ♪ 190 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,342 ♪ He's not baddy ♪ 191 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,804 I love you, princess. 192 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,015 Promise me you'll stay with me... 193 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,601 till the end? 194 00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:20,150 Then you have to do everything possible to beat this. 195 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:24,488 All right. Guess I'll switch to ultra lights. 196 00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:26,615 No. 197 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,450 It means you have to quit. 198 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,786 For good this time. 199 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,260 For all the nicotine-starved children in Africa, right? 200 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,181 Ha ha! 201 00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:23,672 Twenty-four fifty. 202 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,132 What?! 203 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,551 Twenty-four dollars and fifty cents for parking? 204 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,887 That's what I said, sir. 205 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,805 Aw, why you gotta do a brother like that? 206 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,808 I was just gettin' my lung cancer test results, 207 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,102 which were positive, I have cancer, 208 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,729 and they didn't validate my ticket. 209 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:39,730 Can't you help me out? 210 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,565 There is no validation, so... 211 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,234 No, dig this. Dig this, Superfly. 212 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:47,446 I got a year to three years to live. 213 00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:48,572 Just... just help me out... 214 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,575 Dad, please. Just pay so we can go home. 215 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,577 You want to give me 25 bucks for parking? 216 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,496 - Hell, no. - Well, then zip it! 217 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,149 Seriously, what can you do for me? 218 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,503 If you buy something at the gift shop, 219 00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,589 they validate in there. 220 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:06,674 Really? 221 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,553 Sorry. Sorry. 222 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,888 Thank you for your patience. 223 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,765 Relax, buddy. Relax. 224 00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:17,476 Sorry, I have cancer, so... I'm sorry. 225 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,937 Here you go. Thank you, my brother. 226 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,318 Ah! Unh! Jiminy Crickets! 227 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,154 I forgot to ask the Punjabi doctor where we could eat. 228 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,490 Aw, Jiminy Crickets! 229 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,719 - Let's go. - No, not those. 230 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,220 Athena, we don't have all day. 231 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:56,181 I told you. We're only eating organic from here on out, okay? 232 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,267 I forgot how much you like to spend my dough. 233 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,480 Oh, a banana. It tastes like a banana. 234 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,399 Come on. 235 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,615 Let's go, Athena! 236 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,926 What are we having, Honey Bunny? 237 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:37,014 Salad. And my name is Athena, for the third time. 238 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,308 And my name is Honey Bunny for the third time. 239 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,286 And what... what are we having for the main course? 240 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,686 This is the main course. 241 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,565 I guess what I mean is then what are we having for our entrée? 242 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:49,109 What... This is an entrée salad. 243 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:53,405 There's chicken, grilled zucchini, onions, peppers. 244 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,300 - Yeah? - Look, we got everything in here. 245 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,493 - We got radishes... - What are we having for dessert? 246 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,833 You know what? I got to take this call. 247 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,007 You want some real food? 248 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,843 Yeah? All right. 249 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,386 - Daddy? - Yeah? 250 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,514 Do you know where my orange marker is? 251 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,598 How would I know that? 252 00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:22,392 Why would I have any idea where your orange marker is? 253 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,727 I don't know. 254 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,038 Well, then why are you asking me? 255 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,230 I don't know. 256 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,524 All right. 257 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,991 All right, I'll be right back. 258 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,202 But I'm hungry now. 259 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,709 Well, if you don't want salad... 260 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,337 - Here. 261 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,466 Eat that. 262 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:55,759 I'll be right back. 263 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,809 Hi, I just had a miscall from this number. 264 00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:06,728 - Hey. - Who is this? 265 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,272 It's Bryan. 266 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:11,775 - Who? - Bryan. 267 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,112 I'm sorry. I meet a lot of people. 268 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,865 Bryan... it doesn't ring any bells. 269 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,159 From the other night? 270 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,369 The one who heard the message from your dad? 271 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:27,875 Did I give you my number? 272 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,878 Is this a bad time? 273 00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:35,257 Listen, I can't fuck you, all right? 274 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,967 I'm out of town for a while. 275 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,927 No, I wasn't calling for... 276 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,222 I just... I just wanted to check up on you. 277 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,851 Oh, I get it. 278 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:49,521 What, you get off on rescuing damsels in distress, is that it? 279 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,315 What? No. 280 00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:53,567 I do not get off on whatever you just said. 281 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:58,405 I just was thinking about you and wanted to give you a call. 282 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,866 Jesus Christ, I wasn't prepared for an interrogation. 283 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,743 Wait, I gotta go! 284 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,707 Have some. Drink up, drink up. 285 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,087 What, you're smoking now? 286 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,380 You're, like, four. 287 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,925 I'm six and a half. 288 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,010 Yes. Yes, you're six and a half. 289 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,471 Yes, you are, girl. Come here. 290 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,806 You do not want to start smoking now. 291 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,142 Believe me, that is not what you want to do. 292 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:32,981 Mmm. 293 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,071 Wait, Honey Bunny, stop! Seriously. 294 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,156 - You're mean. - No, I'm not. 295 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,950 To Daddy you are. 296 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,119 Yeah? Well, Daddy doesn't always behave the way a daddy should. 297 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,413 Yes, he does. 298 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:51,833 If you can't see that, you totally drank the Kool-Aid. 299 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,878 - Kool-Aid's for coloreds. - Great. 300 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,547 Now he's turning you into a racist, too. 301 00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:58,924 A what? 302 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:04,179 Listen, there's Daddy's world, and then there's the real world. 303 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,266 Is the real world L.A.? 304 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,227 Turn back around. 305 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:49,993 What are you doing? 306 00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:54,581 Drinking Bailey's over three ice cubes. 307 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,125 - Why? - 'Cause that's what it recommended 308 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,668 on the back of the bottle. 309 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:02,714 Why are you still awake? 310 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:03,924 I want to listen with you. 311 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:06,009 No. No, kid. Back to bed. Go. 312 00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,720 - But I don't want to... - Come on. Go on, back to bed. 313 00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,014 But I don't want to. 314 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,183 Say good night, moon. 315 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:15,685 But I don't wanna go to bed! 316 00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:18,855 I'm gonna count to three. 317 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:20,941 One... 318 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:23,151 Two... 319 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,071 Good night, kittens, good night, mittens. 320 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,074 Say good night to the boys. 321 00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:32,744 Good night, Miles. 322 00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:34,871 Good night, B.B. 323 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,540 Good night, Coltrane. 324 00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:38,708 Good girl. Good night, princess. 325 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:01,648 Well, you can expect all sorts of things: 326 00:24:01,731 --> 00:24:03,984 lack of appetite, lethargy, 327 00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:06,528 hair loss, loss of bowel movement, 328 00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,655 um, dry mouth, difficulty swallowing. 329 00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:11,658 It's important that he take a rest when he needs to feel rested. 330 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:15,453 Here's the pamphlet from the, uh, lung cancer alliance. 331 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:16,997 Thank you. 332 00:24:17,455 --> 00:24:19,082 Did you have any other questions? 333 00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:20,876 Uh, yeah. Yeah. 334 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:23,545 Uh, how long does the first cycle of chemo last? 335 00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:24,963 It's six weeks. 336 00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:28,341 He'll come in for five-hour treatments Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. 337 00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,427 Then we check to see if the cancer spread 338 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:33,096 to assess whether or not he needs another six-week course. 339 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:35,098 I'd like to make an announcement to everybody. 340 00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:39,269 I have officially quit smoking. 341 00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:42,981 Oh. Well, I think we would all agree that that's a positive step. 342 00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:45,275 Um, have you noticed anything different since you quit? 343 00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:46,359 I have. 344 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:49,654 Boners. 345 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:52,073 First thing in the morning soon as I get up, 346 00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:54,784 a hard as a rock boner. 347 00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:55,928 Hasn't happened to me in years. 348 00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:57,287 What's that about? 349 00:24:57,370 --> 00:25:01,374 Uh, well, the blood flow starts to build back up... 350 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,210 Wait, wait. I got another question. 351 00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:07,964 Does cancer... Would that allow me to get handicapped parking? 352 00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,299 Um... 353 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:20,769 I don't want to hear it. 354 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,771 I didn't say anything. 355 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:24,564 - I know what you're thinking. - No, I'm... 356 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:27,192 Oh, she's here. 357 00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:28,401 Who is that? 358 00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:31,196 I didn't make that much food. 359 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:35,450 - Hey! - Mmm! 360 00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:38,245 Athena, this is Seashell. 361 00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:40,121 Seashell, this is my daughter, Athena. 362 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,289 Hello, Athena. 363 00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:43,583 Seashell? 364 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,585 Actually, it's pronounced Say-chel, 365 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:47,879 but Jacky here can call me whatever he likes. 366 00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:51,424 - Jacky? - Yeah, Jacky. 367 00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:02,018 I see you're still paying women to have sex with you. 368 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:04,271 I don't pay them for the sex with me. 369 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:06,940 - I pay them to leave! - I pay them to leave! Yeah. 370 00:26:07,023 --> 00:26:08,942 Athena, I could die any day now. 371 00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:11,569 You want to deprive me of my final Seashell experience? 372 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:13,947 You are a piece of work, you know that? 373 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:15,532 Don't be such a square. 374 00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:17,975 Marriage is just a socially acceptable form of prostitution. 375 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:20,453 Prostitution is illegal! 376 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:22,789 When you marry a woman, you take a vow to pay for her. 377 00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:24,249 She takes a vow to fuck you. 378 00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:27,252 The problem comes when she doesn't hold up her end of the bargain. 379 00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:28,878 Here, I can't open this. Here. 380 00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,005 What is this? 381 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,340 Oh, dude, are you for real? 382 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,175 - "Oh, dude"? - Viagra? 383 00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:35,552 I'm not your dude. 384 00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:38,430 Call me a version of Daddy-O or Papa Bear. Capisce? 385 00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:40,056 You can't even open the lid. 386 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,058 Do you honestly think this is a good idea? 387 00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:44,120 Because I've got something wrong with my hand here, 388 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,979 but it has nothing to do with the cancer. 389 00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:47,790 Right, look, I haven't lost a hair on my head. 390 00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:49,566 It's been a week, okay? 391 00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:52,027 And not everyone loses their hair from chemo. 392 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:54,529 There's one left. You know how I hate to waste. 393 00:26:54,612 --> 00:26:56,031 One pill is not gonna kill me. 394 00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,115 Athena... 395 00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:02,162 Think of all the flaccid children in Africa. 396 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,584 Come on, help an old guy out. 397 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:14,674 Please? 398 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,092 Come on. 399 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,302 Come on. 400 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:19,512 - I hate you. - No, you don't. 401 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:20,638 - I do. - No, you don't. 402 00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:22,223 Ah. Was that hard? 403 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,601 - It will be now. - Ohh! 404 00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:26,686 Come here, Seashell. You just sit here. 405 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,730 Okay. Thank you. 406 00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:44,496 What are you doing? 407 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,165 I'm praying, sweet child. 408 00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:49,042 My father doesn't pray. 409 00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:50,335 He's an atheist. 410 00:27:50,418 --> 00:27:54,255 Well, that's all fine, but in the midst of all the craziness in the world, 411 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:57,509 we gots to remember to be grateful for our blessings. 412 00:27:57,842 --> 00:27:59,552 Grateful for what? 413 00:27:59,636 --> 00:28:01,262 Well, for one thing, 414 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:04,066 I think it's something that you're back here with your daddy, Athena. 415 00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:07,352 Thank you, Seashell. 416 00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:08,853 And what are you thankful for? 417 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,606 I'm thankful for the pharmaceutical companies. 418 00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:13,691 Thankful that they can make a pill 419 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:17,278 that can help an elderly man with cancer get an erection. 420 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:18,696 All right, that's enough. 421 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:21,074 I'm thankful for Daddy teaching me how to drive, 422 00:28:21,157 --> 00:28:24,411 for James Bond, and for my press-on nails. 423 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:25,495 Oh, and hugs. 424 00:28:25,578 --> 00:28:26,871 Oh, you know what? 425 00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:28,617 If you'll excuse me, Father, 426 00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:31,126 it seems that I've suddenly lost my appetite. 427 00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:36,423 Now I know why alligators eat their young. 428 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:40,552 Slap my ass. 429 00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:22,260 You bitch! 430 00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:24,179 - Join us! - God! 431 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:26,347 Yoo-hoo! Hi! 432 00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:28,391 Oh! 433 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,578 Oh, my goodness, you just keep getting tinier, don't you? 434 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,687 I've been on the paleo for the last year. 435 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,023 Fuck that L.A. shit, all right? 436 00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:36,146 I'm on that Snickers diet. 437 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:38,151 Oh, look at you, you're growing, really. 438 00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:39,944 Thanks, 'Theens. 439 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,864 Come on, come sit. Sit, sit, sit. 440 00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:44,866 Look! 441 00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:50,121 So, how's the dancing? 442 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,625 It's, um... I don't know, it's, um... 443 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:55,084 I don't want to jinx it. 444 00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:57,504 Do you want a beer? Maybe some wine? 445 00:29:57,587 --> 00:29:58,939 They have some pretty good wine here. 446 00:29:58,963 --> 00:29:59,964 Bob! 447 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:05,053 So why are you home? 448 00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:06,596 I'm just visiting. 449 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:08,783 What are you guys doing here... 450 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:09,974 together? 451 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:11,893 Nat didn't tell you? 452 00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,314 I'm the automatic plus-one these days. 453 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,007 Nat, do you have to go to the bathroom? 454 00:30:25,031 --> 00:30:26,825 I... I need to go to the bathroom. 455 00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:28,993 Oh, okay. 456 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:30,930 Well, we would bring you along if we could, baby. 457 00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:33,957 You know what, it is the only place you don't get an automatic plus-one. 458 00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:42,066 Oh, please with that, all right? 459 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,591 Not everything is about you. 460 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,718 What happened to that guy you were dating before? 461 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:48,346 The, um... Fuck, what was his name? 462 00:30:48,429 --> 00:30:49,931 The, uh... the Mike guy? 463 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:51,057 What happened to him? 464 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,725 Uh, first of all, it's Mitch. 465 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:56,229 And if you really must know, he was a Jew. 466 00:30:56,896 --> 00:30:58,176 - So? - You know I love the Jews. 467 00:30:58,231 --> 00:30:59,792 I do love the Jews, don't get me wrong. I love the Jews. 468 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:02,861 But Mitch was very Jewish. 469 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:06,739 I mean he told me that the only way we could get married is if I converted, 470 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,658 and something about that just... 471 00:31:09,617 --> 00:31:11,536 Uh, did not sit right with me. 472 00:31:11,619 --> 00:31:14,664 So, wait, you come home and the only non-Jew you could find 473 00:31:14,747 --> 00:31:16,374 happened to be my high school sweetheart? 474 00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:20,879 Your sweetheart? Okay, you're delusional, right? 475 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,255 You know that, right? 476 00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:25,341 He liked you for, like, a minute when we were 17, 477 00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:28,052 and, honey, let's be real... You broke up with him. 478 00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:29,596 You left. 479 00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:35,435 Shoot, you haven't emailed or called me in God knows how long, 480 00:31:35,518 --> 00:31:38,521 and all I know is that it was long enough for this shit to go down 481 00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:40,231 and you not have a fucking clue. 482 00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:43,943 So what are you doing home, Athena? 483 00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:45,667 Can you pass me the toilet paper, please? 484 00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:47,415 Not till you tell me what you're doing home. 485 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:49,908 Aah! 486 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:56,956 Wait, he makes you happy? 487 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,583 Wes, you're happy with him? 488 00:32:00,501 --> 00:32:01,502 Yeah. 489 00:32:03,171 --> 00:32:04,464 Yeah. 490 00:32:06,507 --> 00:32:07,842 And I'm sorry. 491 00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:10,595 I really am. 492 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:16,142 If I thought you gave a shit, I would have made it a point to tell you. 493 00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:21,373 You're at least going to invite me to your wedding though, right? 494 00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:22,833 Are you even gonna come back for the wedding? 495 00:32:22,857 --> 00:32:24,776 - I will come back for the wedding, okay? - Oh! 496 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:26,903 Please pass me some toilet paper. 497 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,074 Fuck, are you okay? 498 00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:39,540 You're pregnant. 499 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,501 Wes doesn't know, all right? 500 00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:43,670 And I cannot tell him before the first trimester 501 00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,129 because then he gets, like- 502 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:46,649 And, you know what, his mom is just like... 503 00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:50,051 Stop. Are we talking about the same guy who makes you quote unquote happy? 504 00:32:51,427 --> 00:32:52,720 - Okay. - Enough. 505 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,305 Tell me why you're here. 506 00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:58,101 Speak to me. 507 00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:00,061 I don't hear anything. 508 00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:07,735 My dad has cancer. 509 00:33:10,446 --> 00:33:12,281 Oh, my God. 510 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:38,433 So if anybody asks, 511 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,309 just tell them that your mother's dead. 512 00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:43,187 That's why you don't have a mother. 513 00:33:43,938 --> 00:33:46,607 But you have the best dad in the world, so it's okay. 514 00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:50,361 So Mommy's in heaven? 515 00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:57,910 Heaven's a bunch of bullshit, kid. 516 00:33:57,994 --> 00:33:59,370 Trust me. 517 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:02,707 Some very, very smart people invented heaven 518 00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:05,460 to sell cream cheese and toilet paper. 519 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:09,005 What happens when you die? 520 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:11,924 I don't. 521 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,677 See? Look. 522 00:34:16,095 --> 00:34:17,096 I'm right here. 523 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:18,973 I'm not going anywhere. 524 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,850 You're stuck with me, baby. 525 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:26,856 Daddy, have you found my orange marker yet? 526 00:34:30,526 --> 00:34:34,072 Come here. Let me impart some wisdom on you, daughter. 527 00:34:34,697 --> 00:34:35,907 Okay? 528 00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:42,705 Sometimes in life, people lose things. 529 00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:46,250 You, for example, you lost your orange marker. 530 00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:51,297 Now, I'm sure this cute, peanut-size brain of yours 531 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:54,467 doesn't believe that you truly lost the orange marker, 532 00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:56,552 only that you can't find it. 533 00:34:57,261 --> 00:35:00,473 Which is why you keep asking Daddy if he's found it. 534 00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:04,060 But there's a very strong probability 535 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:07,855 that you're never gonna see that orange marker again. 536 00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:10,817 It's gone. 537 00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:17,865 You understand? 538 00:35:35,675 --> 00:35:37,093 Athena! 539 00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:39,637 Athena? 540 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,432 Athena! 541 00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:53,526 I went to Costco, then I went to a deli. 542 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:59,323 Got you a pastrami sandwich right here. 543 00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:04,078 I went to Bed Bath and Beyond, then I went to a great thrift store. 544 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,621 And, look at this... 545 00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:07,957 Look at that. 546 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,458 It's a pillow on one side... 547 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:11,377 desk on the other. 548 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,046 - Wow... - Is that unbelievable? 549 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:15,506 That's unbelievable. 550 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:18,384 Wait until you see this. The best part. 551 00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:21,637 Here, the piece de résistance, or whatever that is. 552 00:36:21,721 --> 00:36:22,722 Here we go. 553 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,394 A hot plate. Isn't that great? 554 00:36:28,477 --> 00:36:29,478 Now you can cook for us. 555 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:32,064 No more salads. Well, salads, but just not as many. 556 00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:33,691 But what's wrong with the stove? 557 00:36:33,774 --> 00:36:36,527 The repair guy said it was broken, said I needed a new one. 558 00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:39,447 And those guys are always trying to gouge you, 559 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,866 so I got this instead. 560 00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:43,993 Look at that. 561 00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:45,119 Look at that, good as new. 562 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,621 Good as new. 563 00:36:46,954 --> 00:36:49,624 Hey. Hey, you, no more vitamins. 564 00:36:49,707 --> 00:36:51,417 But they're healthy! 565 00:36:53,085 --> 00:36:55,421 "Oh! Oh, what is it Dad? What did you get?" 566 00:36:55,504 --> 00:36:57,048 Well, I'm glad you asked. 567 00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:59,383 I got some weights, 568 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:01,802 'cause now I can fulfill my lifelong ambition 569 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:04,472 of being a weightlifter, too. 570 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:07,308 Hoo! 571 00:37:21,697 --> 00:37:24,158 Yeah, I got the pastrami sandwich for you. 572 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,085 What kind of animal am I? 573 00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:35,836 I don't know. A fish? 574 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,297 What kind of fish? 575 00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:44,011 Max! Hi! 576 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,972 What kind of fish am I? 577 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:48,033 No, sorry. No, no, no. It's just... It's just me here. 578 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:50,434 Um... I am all ears. 579 00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,397 What? 580 00:37:55,314 --> 00:37:56,857 So I got through to the next round!? 581 00:38:01,028 --> 00:38:03,739 Okay. Um, the second round is the final round. 582 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:06,575 That is, um... That is good news. 583 00:38:07,868 --> 00:38:09,328 That soon? 584 00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:12,540 No. No, no, no, that is, um... 585 00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:14,542 That is not a problem. 586 00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:15,876 Yes, it is. 587 00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:17,670 Uh-huh. 588 00:38:17,753 --> 00:38:18,879 Okay, see you in two weeks. 589 00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:20,548 See who in two weeks? 590 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:28,764 What about Daddy? 591 00:38:32,351 --> 00:38:33,394 Shit. 592 00:38:37,064 --> 00:38:39,025 I don't know what to do, I mean... 593 00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:43,279 This tour, it's everything I've been waiting and working for. 594 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:47,241 Yeah, but it's your dad. 595 00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:51,996 Aah! 596 00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:54,081 I wonder why my dad even had me. 597 00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:57,543 It's not like he was ready to be a father. 598 00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,712 That's it right there. 599 00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:01,088 Can you see it? 600 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:03,049 It's the size of a grape! 601 00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:07,219 Have you noticed how our culture never celebrates death or divorce? 602 00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:08,530 Okay, excuse me. This is not about you. 603 00:39:08,554 --> 00:39:10,741 This is about me and my baby, and we'd like a little attention 604 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,224 from Auntie Athena. 605 00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:14,101 Look, I have a grape! 606 00:39:15,561 --> 00:39:16,812 Look at that. 607 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:20,483 You can't see it, can you? 608 00:39:20,566 --> 00:39:22,735 No. No. 609 00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:25,154 Come on, this is like one of those magic eye thingies. 610 00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:26,517 You know I could never do those. 611 00:39:28,991 --> 00:39:31,391 If you didn't want to give up your life, why'd you come back? 612 00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:34,580 Because he asked me to. 613 00:39:35,664 --> 00:39:36,999 Because he's your dad. 614 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:45,132 Come on. 615 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:46,258 Hey. 616 00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:47,510 Hey. 617 00:39:47,593 --> 00:39:49,220 Come on, it's time to go. 618 00:39:51,847 --> 00:39:53,599 What time is it? 619 00:39:53,682 --> 00:39:55,309 Time to go, Daddy. 620 00:39:59,021 --> 00:40:01,399 You're... You're supposed to be here at one o'clock! 621 00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:03,085 - I'm sorry. - Where were you? 622 00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:04,860 Well, I'm here now. 623 00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:07,446 - Just answer the question. - Calm down. 624 00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:10,533 - Are you okay? - I'm fine! 625 00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:13,202 Where the hell were you? 626 00:40:17,790 --> 00:40:19,500 I asked you a question! Where were you? 627 00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:21,836 What do you want me say? 628 00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:23,045 Why were you late? 629 00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:26,507 The parking lot was filled with a bunch of mooks! 630 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:27,984 There, is that a good enough answer for you? 631 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:29,069 You're never on time for anything! 632 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,029 The only thing you haven't been late for is your fucking period! 633 00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:34,432 Jesus! Why do always make me feel like shit for the stupidest things? 634 00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:36,892 I was ten minutes late! Big fucking deal! 635 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:39,520 I dropped my whole goddamn life to come take care of you! 636 00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:40,980 Why do I make you feel like shit? 637 00:40:41,063 --> 00:40:43,458 The only person who can make you feel anything is your fucking self! 638 00:40:43,482 --> 00:40:44,733 Give me the keys, I'm driving! 639 00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:46,128 - Are you sure that's a good idea? - Give me the... 640 00:40:46,152 --> 00:40:48,004 You don't tell me what to do. I tell you what to do. 641 00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:49,822 I'm the boss. You're the employee. 642 00:40:49,905 --> 00:40:52,032 As a matter of fact from now on, you call me "boss"! 643 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:54,118 Now give me the keys! 644 00:40:54,201 --> 00:40:56,579 You're a stupid little girl who doesn't know a thing! 645 00:40:57,163 --> 00:40:59,433 You don't know how to drive! You don't know how to be on time! 646 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:00,809 You don't know how to find parking! 647 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:02,477 And you sure as fuck don't know how to dance, 648 00:41:02,501 --> 00:41:04,795 or else you'd have a job by now! 649 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:08,424 I'm fucking in there having chemo! 650 00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:11,260 For five fucking hours! 651 00:41:14,930 --> 00:41:16,932 Tell me not to live my fucking life. 652 00:41:58,807 --> 00:42:00,267 Daddy! 653 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:02,645 Daddy! 654 00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:04,146 What?! 655 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:05,481 What? What? What? 656 00:42:05,564 --> 00:42:06,774 What's the matter? 657 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:10,819 - What's wrong? - The tooth fairy doesn't like me. 658 00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:12,613 What? 659 00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:15,866 I lost a tooth, so I put it under my pillow. 660 00:42:17,284 --> 00:42:18,827 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. 661 00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:20,579 Wait a minute. You lost a tooth? 662 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:22,915 Why didn't you tell me? 663 00:42:22,998 --> 00:42:25,251 Why didn't the tooth fairy give me money? 664 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:30,756 Well, maybe last night was her night off. 665 00:42:30,839 --> 00:42:32,007 No. 666 00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:35,386 Well, maybe a lot of kids lost their tooth yesterday, 667 00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:38,931 and, you know, she couldn't get to everybody's house on time. 668 00:42:39,014 --> 00:42:40,057 That's all. 669 00:42:40,766 --> 00:42:44,937 But you said that when you lose a tooth, you put it under your pillow 670 00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:46,998 and the tooth fairy comes to your room and takes it 671 00:42:47,022 --> 00:42:49,567 and gives it to all the little babies who don't have teeth yet. 672 00:42:52,361 --> 00:42:53,821 Yeah, I did say that. 673 00:42:56,657 --> 00:42:57,866 All right. 674 00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:00,369 I'm gonna level with you, kid. 675 00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,499 Every time... 676 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:08,961 Every time a kid puts the tooth under the pillow, 677 00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:12,756 their mom or their dad, they come in the room at night, 678 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:16,385 and they exchange... They swap the tooth for money. 679 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:18,679 What? 680 00:43:20,139 --> 00:43:21,557 Do you... It's... it's... All right, 681 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,934 remember, like, how the Wizard of Oz 682 00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:26,228 was really this little old man behind a curtain? 683 00:43:26,312 --> 00:43:27,688 I never saw it. 684 00:43:28,772 --> 00:43:30,274 We never watched The Wizard of Oz? 685 00:43:30,357 --> 00:43:32,151 Yes, we... No? 686 00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:34,820 Oh, well, I'm slipping. 687 00:43:34,903 --> 00:43:36,488 I know you've seen this one. 688 00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:38,449 You know how From Russia With Love, right? 689 00:43:38,532 --> 00:43:40,826 Uh, Tatiana Romanova, right? 690 00:43:40,909 --> 00:43:43,579 She meets James in Istanbul to return the Lektor to England 691 00:43:43,662 --> 00:43:45,831 only to find out the whole thing was a trap. 692 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:49,126 It's like that. 693 00:43:49,668 --> 00:43:50,919 That's how it is. 694 00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:53,047 The tooth fairy, life. 695 00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:55,424 Marriage. 696 00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:58,761 You think something is one way 697 00:44:00,095 --> 00:44:03,182 only to learn that it's something entirely different. 698 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,002 Do you understand what I'm sayin'? 699 00:44:06,518 --> 00:44:08,103 It's just... 700 00:44:08,187 --> 00:44:09,229 You do or you don't? 701 00:44:12,274 --> 00:44:14,443 I know something that you're gonna understand. 702 00:44:21,992 --> 00:44:24,995 I don't know how many teeth you've lost, 703 00:44:27,247 --> 00:44:28,457 but this... 704 00:44:34,254 --> 00:44:35,339 this should cover it. 705 00:46:31,997 --> 00:46:34,082 Don't you know the rule about not calling girls 706 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,086 who sleep with you the first night you meet them? 707 00:46:36,376 --> 00:46:38,879 Girl, you know what they say about rules. 708 00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:41,548 What? That they're made to be broken? 709 00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:42,633 Oh, yeah. 710 00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:46,053 So, how are ya? 711 00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:49,264 Oh, I'm fine. 712 00:46:49,973 --> 00:46:51,183 How's your dad? 713 00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:57,439 Uh, still very much himself. 714 00:46:57,523 --> 00:46:59,316 Good. Good. 715 00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:01,151 Yeah. 716 00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:02,361 Uh... 717 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:07,366 I just wanted to say that, uh, I'm always around, 718 00:47:08,033 --> 00:47:10,869 you know, if you ever want to shoot the shit or just... 719 00:47:10,953 --> 00:47:11,954 you know. 720 00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:14,414 I'm here for ya. 721 00:47:17,793 --> 00:47:19,419 Hey, Bryan, I... I have to go. 722 00:47:27,302 --> 00:47:28,303 Hey, 723 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,430 can you see the moon? 724 00:47:30,806 --> 00:47:31,848 Um... 725 00:47:34,851 --> 00:47:36,270 Uh, yes. 726 00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:37,980 Yeah, I can see it. 727 00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:39,481 You see that halo? 728 00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:42,693 No, no halo. 729 00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:46,738 I always found that funny, 730 00:47:46,822 --> 00:47:50,242 that two people can be looking at the same sky on the same night 731 00:47:50,325 --> 00:47:53,036 and see two different versions of the same thing. 732 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,209 - Hey, Bryan? - Yeah? 733 00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:04,548 Thanks for calling. 734 00:48:06,008 --> 00:48:07,009 Hey, Athena? 735 00:48:09,803 --> 00:48:10,804 Hang in there. 736 00:48:12,222 --> 00:48:13,223 Okay. 737 00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:15,142 Good night. 738 00:48:48,258 --> 00:48:51,136 I'm here to pick up my father, Jack Morehead. 739 00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:56,224 Can you spell the last name, please? 740 00:48:57,934 --> 00:49:01,438 M-O-R-E-H-E-A-D. 741 00:49:09,655 --> 00:49:10,822 Aw. 742 00:49:16,161 --> 00:49:20,999 Dr. Halper, please come to the nurses' station. 743 00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:25,879 Dr. Halper, to the nurses' station, please. 744 00:49:33,053 --> 00:49:35,222 The doctor will be right with you. 745 00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:57,244 Hey. What do you mean by "an adverse reaction"? 746 00:49:57,327 --> 00:49:59,871 The chemo is supposed to make him better, not worse. 747 00:50:00,789 --> 00:50:03,208 Some people get worse before they get better. 748 00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:05,210 Chemo is a shock to the system. 749 00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:08,380 Different systems handle that shock very differently. 750 00:50:08,463 --> 00:50:09,965 Yeah? Well, how did his handle it? 751 00:50:10,048 --> 00:50:11,258 Not well. 752 00:50:11,341 --> 00:50:15,637 He was disoriented, very irritable, he started cursing. 753 00:50:15,721 --> 00:50:17,514 He's always like that. 754 00:50:17,973 --> 00:50:21,643 He pulled the I.V. out of his arm and held it to a nurse's neck. 755 00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:23,186 Does he always do that? 756 00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:29,526 We sedated him and then his blood pressure dropped considerably. 757 00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:32,279 We just want to take some precautions, run a few tests, 758 00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:33,989 make sure everything checks out. 759 00:50:35,741 --> 00:50:37,117 Trust me. 760 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,828 He'll be out in two days, maybe three. 761 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:41,830 Okay. Well, trust me. 762 00:50:41,913 --> 00:50:43,957 You'll want him out after two. 763 00:51:15,238 --> 00:51:16,448 Close out or keep it open? 764 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:18,241 Keep it open. 765 00:51:58,323 --> 00:51:59,491 This seat taken? 766 00:52:00,617 --> 00:52:01,785 It's all yours. 767 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:08,667 You know, I've never been very good at playing it cool or whatever, so, um... 768 00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:11,419 I'm just gonna go right ahead and tell you why I'm here. 769 00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:14,087 You mean to tell me you're not a Jehovah's Witness? 770 00:52:16,716 --> 00:52:18,510 Um, what'd you say your name was? 771 00:52:18,593 --> 00:52:22,138 Let's not task ourselves with the silly chore 772 00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:24,349 of trying to remember each other's name now. 773 00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:26,953 So you're not gonna tell me your name? 774 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:29,271 I prefer we go to a motel. 775 00:52:29,354 --> 00:52:30,689 Or the bathroom's fine. 776 00:52:31,356 --> 00:52:35,360 Then, uh, say our goodbyes and be on our merry way. 777 00:52:39,739 --> 00:52:40,782 Um... 778 00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:44,244 Aren't musicians used to meeting girls 779 00:52:44,327 --> 00:52:46,872 they'll never have to see or talk to again? 780 00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,127 Listen, darlin', I'm... I'm sorry, 781 00:52:52,210 --> 00:52:54,796 but I'm just gonna have to politely decline. 782 00:53:09,227 --> 00:53:11,688 I got a friend who could get you some morphine. 783 00:53:11,771 --> 00:53:13,273 You could buy a boat... 784 00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:15,916 and we could all sail around the world till the pain got too bad. 785 00:53:17,068 --> 00:53:19,529 You know, it wasn't the cancer that landed me here. 786 00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:22,282 It was the chemo. That's what got me. 787 00:53:22,365 --> 00:53:24,743 The medical profession ain't nothin' but a bunch of assholes 788 00:53:24,826 --> 00:53:27,287 who do whatever the insurance companies tell them to do. 789 00:53:28,288 --> 00:53:29,289 Hit me. 790 00:53:30,123 --> 00:53:31,416 No, no, no. With this. 791 00:53:31,499 --> 00:53:33,835 Oh, Jacky, you better watch yourself, baby. 792 00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:34,920 You's in the hospital. 793 00:53:35,003 --> 00:53:36,379 Come here and slap my ass. 794 00:53:37,547 --> 00:53:40,133 Ah, look what the cat dragged in! 795 00:53:41,259 --> 00:53:42,469 Hello, Ath-ena. 796 00:53:42,552 --> 00:53:44,346 - Hi, Ath-ena. - Hello, Seashell. 797 00:53:44,429 --> 00:53:46,306 You know, I'm not an invalid. 798 00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:49,059 - Just say thank you. - No. 799 00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:51,895 Shh! This is the best part. 800 00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:53,980 Hey, The Spy Who Loved Me. 801 00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:56,483 Yep. Who played James Bond in this? 802 00:53:56,566 --> 00:53:58,360 Oh, please. Roger Moore. 803 00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:00,195 - Duh! - Yeah, yeah. 804 00:54:00,278 --> 00:54:01,947 That was too easy. Everybody knows that. 805 00:54:02,030 --> 00:54:04,699 Who played Agent XXX? 806 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,285 Barbara... 807 00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:08,536 - Barbara Bach. - Uh-huh. 808 00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:10,497 - Yeah? - Very good. 809 00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:13,458 Now, what kind of gun was she using? 810 00:54:14,167 --> 00:54:15,210 Which one? 811 00:54:15,293 --> 00:54:17,879 In the last scene against James. 812 00:54:18,254 --> 00:54:19,547 What was the gun that she had? 813 00:54:19,631 --> 00:54:21,299 Ooh, that's a hard one. 814 00:54:22,133 --> 00:54:24,844 Started with a "W"... 815 00:54:24,928 --> 00:54:27,013 - The... - Walther PPK. 816 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:29,557 Ah! That's my girl! 817 00:54:29,641 --> 00:54:31,393 What a good girl. Mmm! 818 00:54:31,476 --> 00:54:34,729 Only girl in her class who could identify firearms. 819 00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:38,400 I can't wait to eat something other than tasteless dinner rolls 820 00:54:38,483 --> 00:54:41,277 and Jell-O with the texture of butter. 821 00:54:41,361 --> 00:54:42,696 It's horrible. 822 00:54:42,779 --> 00:54:44,280 Hey, hey, hey! Watch it! 823 00:54:44,364 --> 00:54:46,157 Watch it! I got cancer here! 824 00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:48,118 I want the cancer to get me, not you! 825 00:54:48,493 --> 00:54:50,495 Want someone to know you got a small johnson... 826 00:54:50,578 --> 00:54:51,746 Drive that car! 827 00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:52,914 Very good. 828 00:55:02,048 --> 00:55:05,427 Uh, Dad, there's something that I need to talk to you about. 829 00:55:05,927 --> 00:55:08,596 Dad? Wow, I've been promoted. 830 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,808 Daddy, listen. I got a call, 831 00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:14,394 and there's something that I want to talk to you... 832 00:55:14,936 --> 00:55:15,937 Wait there! 833 00:55:18,273 --> 00:55:20,025 Wait there! 834 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:26,906 Jack, I swear I'll be back. 835 00:55:27,741 --> 00:55:29,784 I swear I'll be back. 836 00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:34,122 Jack, this is my life. This is my life, Jack. 837 00:55:47,927 --> 00:55:49,471 Daddy, can I drive? 838 00:55:49,554 --> 00:55:50,805 No. No. No. 839 00:55:50,889 --> 00:55:52,609 I just got out of the hospital. I'm driving. 840 00:55:59,522 --> 00:56:01,232 Like I was saying, Dad, um... 841 00:56:01,983 --> 00:56:03,586 There's something that I really need to talk to you about... 842 00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:06,410 Athena, I just got out of the hospital. So whatever it is, can it wait? 843 00:56:06,446 --> 00:56:07,989 Yeah. 844 00:56:09,282 --> 00:56:10,575 Sure. 845 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:48,696 Hey. 846 00:56:48,780 --> 00:56:49,906 Time for your vitamins. 847 00:56:54,035 --> 00:56:55,662 My throat hurts too much. 848 00:56:55,745 --> 00:56:56,913 I can't swallow. 849 00:56:57,539 --> 00:56:58,832 You want some more ice chips? 850 00:56:58,915 --> 00:57:00,959 Pacifier. 851 00:57:01,042 --> 00:57:02,293 What? 852 00:57:04,254 --> 00:57:07,382 I want you to go down to the drugstore and get me a pacifier. 853 00:57:08,341 --> 00:57:09,341 Are you serious? 854 00:57:10,135 --> 00:57:11,219 Go on. 855 00:57:11,803 --> 00:57:13,513 Oh. Okay. 856 00:57:13,596 --> 00:57:14,931 Uh, wait. 857 00:57:16,099 --> 00:57:17,809 Did you take my sunglasses? 858 00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:23,231 Look at that. 859 00:57:23,314 --> 00:57:24,774 Oh. Thank you. 860 00:57:25,733 --> 00:57:28,903 I don't remember putting them up there like that. 861 00:57:37,787 --> 00:57:39,914 Excuse me, ma'am. Can I help you find something? 862 00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:42,917 Uh, yeah. Yeah. I'm looking for a pacifier. 863 00:57:43,001 --> 00:57:44,294 All right. How old is your baby? 864 00:57:45,503 --> 00:57:46,754 Sixty. 865 00:57:51,634 --> 00:57:53,303 - Wait, in a minute. - Here you go. 866 00:57:53,386 --> 00:57:55,555 - I gotta use the john. - Oh. Okay. 867 00:58:02,687 --> 00:58:05,857 - Just lea... leave me be, Athena. - Fine. Fine. 868 00:58:21,581 --> 00:58:22,933 Don't just stand there! Help me up! 869 00:58:22,957 --> 00:58:24,167 Okay, fine. 870 00:58:26,711 --> 00:58:29,339 Oh... Oh, God. 871 00:58:30,048 --> 00:58:31,049 Oh, God. 872 00:58:31,132 --> 00:58:32,800 Oh, God. 873 00:58:32,884 --> 00:58:34,093 - Okay. - Go. 874 00:58:34,969 --> 00:58:36,054 No, no, no! We can not do. 875 00:58:36,137 --> 00:58:37,972 But these are his favorite pants. 876 00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:40,433 Jack Morehead. He said that you know him. 877 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:42,018 That you'd take care of it. 878 00:58:42,101 --> 00:58:43,436 Very bad. Not clean. Very bad. 879 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,562 Must throw away. 880 00:58:44,646 --> 00:58:46,439 No. But, um, he sent me here to... 881 00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:47,690 Poo-poo, ca-ca, no. 882 00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:50,109 It will go all over other customer clothing. 883 00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:01,621 I'm not throwing them away. 884 00:59:01,704 --> 00:59:02,997 They're my favorite pair. 885 00:59:03,081 --> 00:59:06,626 You have a closet full of at least 14 identical pairs. 886 00:59:06,709 --> 00:59:09,087 I like those. Those are the favorite ones. 887 00:59:09,170 --> 00:59:10,588 I don't know what to tell you. 888 00:59:10,672 --> 00:59:13,049 - Wash them by hand. - Excuse me? 889 00:59:13,132 --> 00:59:16,010 It's just a little shit, Athena. 890 00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:18,137 No, it's a lot of shit, actually 891 00:59:18,221 --> 00:59:22,183 And, wait a minute, forgive me for not wanting my father's poop stench 892 00:59:22,267 --> 00:59:23,643 on my hands all week. 893 00:59:23,726 --> 00:59:26,938 Do you know how many times I had your poop stench on my hands? 894 00:59:27,021 --> 00:59:28,856 Oh, what? Oh, my God, what, when I was a baby? 895 00:59:28,940 --> 00:59:30,525 All the time! 896 00:59:30,608 --> 00:59:31,651 For years on end. 897 00:59:31,734 --> 00:59:33,736 This is slightly different. 898 00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:35,738 You know what? You're such a fuckin' princess! 899 00:59:35,822 --> 00:59:37,615 I raised you better than this! 900 01:00:09,314 --> 01:00:10,773 Hi. What do you need? 901 01:00:10,857 --> 01:00:11,858 It's two thirty. 902 01:00:11,941 --> 01:00:15,278 I don't see, taste, or smell my lunch. 903 01:00:15,361 --> 01:00:17,739 Does this mean your mouth is better now? 904 01:00:17,822 --> 01:00:20,033 I expect it at three o'clock. 905 01:00:20,116 --> 01:00:21,200 Goodbye. 906 01:00:23,244 --> 01:00:24,495 Yes, Boss. 907 01:01:03,993 --> 01:01:05,203 Where are they? 908 01:01:05,578 --> 01:01:08,122 Where are they? 909 01:01:08,831 --> 01:01:11,334 I know that they are somewhere in here. 910 01:01:11,417 --> 01:01:13,252 Stop! Leave them alone! 911 01:01:13,336 --> 01:01:15,213 I know you took the last pack from the freezer! 912 01:01:15,296 --> 01:01:17,215 - Did not! - Did, too! Don't lie to me! 913 01:01:17,298 --> 01:01:18,800 - Did not! - You did, too. 914 01:01:18,883 --> 01:01:21,010 - Do not lie to me! Okay? - Nnh! 915 01:02:41,007 --> 01:02:42,049 You came. 916 01:02:43,259 --> 01:02:44,260 Of course. 917 01:02:44,343 --> 01:02:46,179 You called and begged. 918 01:02:46,262 --> 01:02:48,181 Oh, please, I didn't beg. 919 01:02:48,264 --> 01:02:51,225 I know, I'm sorry. You just butt-dialed me 920 01:02:51,309 --> 01:02:53,269 and casually asked. 921 01:03:00,067 --> 01:03:01,110 What are you doing? 922 01:03:02,403 --> 01:03:04,530 Oh, my God, okay? 923 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:05,614 You wanna do that? 924 01:03:05,656 --> 01:03:07,116 Okay, that's happening. 925 01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:10,119 I don't know what's happening... Whatever that is. 926 01:03:10,203 --> 01:03:11,746 - Let's go. - Okay. 927 01:03:11,829 --> 01:03:13,664 - How was your flight? - It was long. 928 01:03:14,248 --> 01:03:16,435 It was long, but I'm very happy that you came to pick me up. 929 01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:18,503 I did not have that much time... 930 01:03:18,586 --> 01:03:20,189 - After you, my darling. - Thank you very much. 931 01:03:20,213 --> 01:03:22,965 I did not have that much time to clean up, 932 01:03:23,049 --> 01:03:24,634 so don't judge me, please. 933 01:03:24,717 --> 01:03:25,718 Well, no judgment. 934 01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:36,521 You've been here before, so just make yourself at home. 935 01:04:00,545 --> 01:04:01,546 I'm sorry. 936 01:04:01,629 --> 01:04:03,524 If you come back, I promise it will be different. 937 01:04:03,548 --> 01:04:05,091 I promise, Athena. 938 01:04:05,174 --> 01:04:07,802 I'll get a nurse. I'll be nice. 939 01:04:07,885 --> 01:04:09,136 Whatever you say. 940 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:16,394 I quit smoking. Finito. 941 01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:28,030 Honey Bunny, goddess of wisdom... 942 01:04:29,407 --> 01:04:31,075 I can't die alone. 943 01:04:55,391 --> 01:04:56,934 Focus! Come on, Athena! 944 01:05:06,277 --> 01:05:08,863 God damn it, if you're gonna be this distracted now, 945 01:05:08,946 --> 01:05:10,531 what am I gonna expect in rehearsals? 946 01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:12,366 Let's go! 947 01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:20,291 Lift it up. 948 01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:23,794 Whose ever phone is ringing, please turn if off now! 949 01:05:30,843 --> 01:05:35,097 People, please, keep your personal belongings in your lockers. 950 01:05:35,598 --> 01:05:36,599 Thank you! 951 01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:40,079 There you go. Hold her up a little bit. 952 01:06:44,041 --> 01:06:47,753 I have made you some delicious oatmeal. 953 01:06:48,671 --> 01:06:50,214 Come on, Daddy. I'm back! 954 01:06:50,297 --> 01:06:52,216 It is hot, and it might burn your tongue. 955 01:06:52,299 --> 01:06:53,509 Daddy, I'm here. 956 01:06:55,136 --> 01:06:56,178 Jack. 957 01:06:58,889 --> 01:06:59,932 Jack? 958 01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:04,520 Jack. 959 01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:18,826 Excuse me, miss? Is this your... 960 01:07:18,909 --> 01:07:20,077 He's my father. 961 01:07:20,161 --> 01:07:22,663 - Do you have power of attorney? - Yes. 962 01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:25,207 Do you want us to start his heart if it stops beating? 963 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:26,584 Excuse me? 964 01:07:26,667 --> 01:07:29,187 Right now, your father is hooked up to a machine that's breathing for him. 965 01:07:29,211 --> 01:07:32,548 His heart is still beating on its own, but it will stop soon, 966 01:07:32,631 --> 01:07:34,925 and when it does, do you want us to restart it for him? 967 01:07:35,009 --> 01:07:36,260 Yes. 968 01:07:36,343 --> 01:07:37,553 We have to crack his ribs 969 01:07:37,636 --> 01:07:40,116 and press on his chest with all our might to restart the heart. 970 01:07:40,973 --> 01:07:42,183 Crack his ribs then. 971 01:07:42,266 --> 01:07:45,644 - No, you don't understand... - No. You don't understand. 972 01:07:45,728 --> 01:07:48,731 If his heart stops, crack his ribs. 973 01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:51,108 Fine. 974 01:08:10,544 --> 01:08:12,296 As you can see in the brochure, 975 01:08:12,379 --> 01:08:15,257 - we have a large selection. - Mm-hmm. 976 01:08:22,306 --> 01:08:24,558 You were his daughter? 977 01:08:25,893 --> 01:08:27,436 I am his daughter. 978 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,146 Oh, yes, right. 979 01:08:29,230 --> 01:08:32,566 But what I meant to ask is... 980 01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:36,487 he has no spouse? 981 01:08:36,570 --> 01:08:38,989 Nope. No, never married. 982 01:08:40,324 --> 01:08:41,742 What about your mother? 983 01:08:43,452 --> 01:08:44,745 What about my mother? 984 01:08:45,746 --> 01:08:47,998 Well, where is she? 985 01:08:50,084 --> 01:08:52,503 I like to think she took the Thelma and Louise route, 986 01:08:52,586 --> 01:08:57,299 and her spirit is just floating somewhere over the Grand Canyon. 987 01:09:00,427 --> 01:09:02,763 No older siblings? 988 01:09:05,307 --> 01:09:10,312 No other legal guardian to help you with all of this? 989 01:09:10,396 --> 01:09:12,231 I'm my legal guardian. 990 01:09:16,068 --> 01:09:17,278 That one. 991 01:09:29,915 --> 01:09:33,085 Could I tell them that he took a job selling scrap metal 992 01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:36,338 instead of following his dreams of playing jazz saxophone? 993 01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:43,387 Could I tell them that he didn't fight for his life... 994 01:09:43,971 --> 01:09:45,681 didn't take it seriously... 995 01:09:46,682 --> 01:09:50,936 didn't think about how his dying would affect those he left behind? 996 01:09:55,566 --> 01:09:57,359 How about how he's handicapped me 997 01:09:57,443 --> 01:09:59,862 in virtually every relationship I attempt 998 01:09:59,945 --> 01:10:01,780 with a member of the opposite sex? 999 01:10:04,617 --> 01:10:07,953 Was I allowed to tell them the truth? 1000 01:10:19,256 --> 01:10:21,091 "Romance is mush, 1001 01:10:21,175 --> 01:10:23,761 stifling those who strive. 1002 01:10:25,179 --> 01:10:29,892 I'll live a lush life in some small dive." 1003 01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:35,439 "Whoever feels it deepest wins." 1004 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:40,986 "Remember the Alamo." 1005 01:10:44,448 --> 01:10:47,952 "Please put all wet food in the garbage disposal. 1006 01:10:48,702 --> 01:10:51,914 I am sensitive to the smell of rotting food." 1007 01:10:55,918 --> 01:10:59,088 "Don't let the same dog bite you twice." 1008 01:11:50,514 --> 01:11:51,765 Nice sunnies. 1009 01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:53,392 Oh. 1010 01:11:54,727 --> 01:11:56,020 Oh, you want them? 1011 01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:58,993 I don't know what to do with all this shit. 1012 01:12:00,065 --> 01:12:02,359 - You should keep them. - Yeah? 1013 01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:06,047 Maybe you can tell me everything I should keep 1014 01:12:06,071 --> 01:12:07,614 and what I'm allowed to throw out. 1015 01:12:39,563 --> 01:12:41,565 'Theens, I can't. 1016 01:12:41,648 --> 01:12:42,649 Please. 1017 01:12:48,614 --> 01:12:49,698 I'm sorry. 1018 01:12:50,657 --> 01:12:52,034 I'm sorry. 1019 01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:54,244 I'm sorry, too. 1020 01:12:56,455 --> 01:12:59,458 You should come over for dinner before you go. 1021 01:13:00,501 --> 01:13:01,668 Nat'll like that. 1022 01:13:04,046 --> 01:13:05,255 Yeah. Sure. 1023 01:13:06,590 --> 01:13:08,175 We're always here for you... 1024 01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:10,427 all three of us. 1025 01:15:23,143 --> 01:15:25,020 I suppose you think I'm a massive bitch 1026 01:15:25,103 --> 01:15:27,314 for not returning any of your calls or texts. 1027 01:15:28,398 --> 01:15:29,775 I can take a hint. 1028 01:15:29,858 --> 01:15:31,026 There's no hint. 1029 01:15:32,152 --> 01:15:33,779 I had to go back to Florida. 1030 01:15:37,407 --> 01:15:38,742 Is your dad okay? 1031 01:15:41,578 --> 01:15:42,579 Shit. 1032 01:15:44,122 --> 01:15:45,332 I'm sorry. 1033 01:15:48,627 --> 01:15:50,295 What are you doing this Friday? 1034 01:15:51,672 --> 01:15:53,882 Aw, you know, 1035 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:56,510 hangin' out with my boys. 1036 01:15:56,593 --> 01:15:58,387 - Go clubbin'. - Go clubbing? 1037 01:15:58,470 --> 01:16:00,639 Yeah. What about you? 1038 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:04,226 I'm coming over to your place. 1039 01:16:04,309 --> 01:16:06,144 - Oh, really? - Uh-huh. 1040 01:16:07,020 --> 01:16:08,313 I won't hold my breath. 1041 01:16:08,397 --> 01:16:10,482 No, I'm being serious. 1042 01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:11,942 How's eight? 1043 01:16:14,027 --> 01:16:15,028 Uh... 1044 01:16:15,904 --> 01:16:17,364 I'll have to check with my boys. 1045 01:16:17,447 --> 01:16:18,740 Of course. 1046 01:16:18,824 --> 01:16:21,577 But, uh, eight probably works. 1047 01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:22,828 Yeah? 1048 01:16:23,912 --> 01:16:26,456 Okay. Well, text me your address. 1049 01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:28,083 I'll do that right now. 1050 01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:31,753 I mean, after I finish my... 1051 01:16:31,837 --> 01:16:34,131 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I'm up to, like, four miles... 1052 01:16:34,214 --> 01:16:36,008 I got it. 1053 01:16:56,153 --> 01:16:57,613 What's this? 1054 01:16:57,696 --> 01:16:59,072 Bond marathon. 1055 01:17:00,490 --> 01:17:01,742 Hey, how do I look? 1056 01:17:03,452 --> 01:17:04,578 Like a slut. 1057 01:17:04,661 --> 01:17:07,456 Fine. I'm gonna be back in two hours tops, okay? 1058 01:17:12,336 --> 01:17:15,172 All right, milady, have a seat. 1059 01:17:15,255 --> 01:17:17,341 Bryan, this isn't necessary. 1060 01:17:17,424 --> 01:17:19,176 I know it's not necessary, 1061 01:17:19,259 --> 01:17:23,639 but when was the last time someone made you a home-cooked meal? 1062 01:17:24,306 --> 01:17:26,308 - Mmm. - Huh? 1063 01:17:26,391 --> 01:17:30,771 Now, I was not sure if you ate meat or not, 1064 01:17:30,854 --> 01:17:34,149 because, you know, all you actresses are vegan. 1065 01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:36,193 I'm not an actress. 1066 01:17:37,361 --> 01:17:39,071 Hello? Joking. 1067 01:18:13,313 --> 01:18:14,523 She looks like you. 1068 01:18:15,732 --> 01:18:16,858 Your mom. 1069 01:18:23,156 --> 01:18:26,993 I think the baldness really accentuates the similarities. 1070 01:18:50,851 --> 01:18:53,645 Careful, I only have three more bottles. 1071 01:18:58,525 --> 01:19:02,821 So, uh, are you ever gonna tell me what you really do for work? 1072 01:19:09,661 --> 01:19:10,912 Well, I... 1073 01:19:12,497 --> 01:19:15,208 am a stripper. 1074 01:19:19,796 --> 01:19:21,798 Do you mind if we eat first? 1075 01:19:56,500 --> 01:20:00,587 Look, Athena, I know how hard of a time this must be for you. 1076 01:20:02,506 --> 01:20:03,673 No, you don't. 1077 01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:05,967 Yes, I do. 1078 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:08,136 No. 1079 01:20:08,220 --> 01:20:10,347 Why? Just because your mom died of cancer, 1080 01:20:10,430 --> 01:20:12,432 you think that you and I are the same somehow? 1081 01:20:12,516 --> 01:20:13,517 Is that it? 1082 01:20:14,893 --> 01:20:17,312 - What? - The photo. 1083 01:20:17,395 --> 01:20:20,398 You're not exactly hiding the fact that she had chemo. 1084 01:20:20,482 --> 01:20:23,109 My mom didn't have chemo. I did. 1085 01:20:24,528 --> 01:20:27,864 My family shaved their heads when I started losing my hair. 1086 01:20:32,911 --> 01:20:35,711 You're not the only one in the world that's been affected by this shit. 1087 01:20:42,671 --> 01:20:44,923 Listen, I'm not... I'm not good at this. 1088 01:20:45,006 --> 01:20:46,508 What's that, eating or talking? 1089 01:20:46,591 --> 01:20:49,094 This, all right? All this. 1090 01:20:50,178 --> 01:20:52,514 No, Athena, I'm just trying to get to know you. 1091 01:20:53,348 --> 01:20:55,600 - I should go. - Oh, come on. 1092 01:20:55,684 --> 01:20:57,143 - I should go. - No, no, no. Come on. 1093 01:20:57,227 --> 01:20:59,187 - That's a little dramatic. - No, you know what? 1094 01:20:59,271 --> 01:21:02,899 I don't do the whole boyfriend-girlfriend thing. 1095 01:21:02,983 --> 01:21:04,442 I'm gonna leave that with you. 1096 01:21:04,526 --> 01:21:08,655 What about the whole grown-up talking to another grown-up over dinner thing? 1097 01:21:08,738 --> 01:21:09,781 Do you do that? 1098 01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:13,034 Look, I didn't come here for you to wine and dine me 1099 01:21:13,118 --> 01:21:16,454 and be all nice to me and tell me that everyone has fucking cancer. 1100 01:21:17,622 --> 01:21:20,417 No, you just came here for a little empty, meaningless sex. 1101 01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:24,337 Oh! Oh! I'm sorry! 1102 01:21:24,421 --> 01:21:29,259 What kind of fag turns down a half-naked girl in his living room? 1103 01:21:30,218 --> 01:21:33,179 The kind that knows you can't keep fucking away your pain. 1104 01:21:34,681 --> 01:21:35,681 "Pain"? 1105 01:21:35,724 --> 01:21:37,100 My pain? 1106 01:21:37,183 --> 01:21:39,352 Well, what are you now, my fucking shrink? 1107 01:21:39,436 --> 01:21:41,313 Oh, now, come on. 1108 01:21:41,396 --> 01:21:43,156 We both know that you don't have a therapist. 1109 01:21:43,231 --> 01:21:46,151 Oh, fuck you! What is that?! 1110 01:21:46,234 --> 01:21:47,819 It's a soufflé. 1111 01:21:49,946 --> 01:21:51,406 I made it for dessert. 1112 01:22:32,197 --> 01:22:33,573 It's Jack. 1113 01:22:33,657 --> 01:22:34,699 You know what to do. 1114 01:22:39,079 --> 01:22:40,121 Daddy... 1115 01:22:45,001 --> 01:22:47,170 I just wanted to say that, um... 1116 01:22:49,839 --> 01:22:51,299 that I'm so sorry. 1117 01:22:53,468 --> 01:22:57,889 Okay? I am so sorry for everything. 1118 01:23:03,895 --> 01:23:05,313 And I forgive you. 1119 01:23:09,025 --> 01:23:10,151 I do. 1120 01:23:11,653 --> 01:23:13,196 I do. I forgive you. 1121 01:23:19,411 --> 01:23:20,453 Dad... 1122 01:23:23,081 --> 01:23:24,958 Dad, this is so hard. 1123 01:23:36,594 --> 01:23:37,804 I miss you. 1124 01:23:44,686 --> 01:23:45,937 And I love you. 1125 01:26:01,281 --> 01:26:03,533 All right, hold the music. Stop! 1126 01:26:03,616 --> 01:26:04,909 Athena. 1127 01:26:09,372 --> 01:26:10,790 I'm sorry, Max. 1128 01:26:11,541 --> 01:26:12,750 - I'm so sorry. - Shh. 1129 01:26:14,294 --> 01:26:15,295 I'm sorry. 1130 01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:21,968 Welcome back. 1131 01:27:59,565 --> 01:28:00,733 Smile! 1132 01:28:00,817 --> 01:28:01,818 Smile, baby. 1133 01:28:01,901 --> 01:28:03,736 One, two, three! 1134 01:28:19,168 --> 01:28:20,670 Got it? 1135 01:28:26,384 --> 01:28:27,468 Big smile, Athena. 1136 01:28:27,552 --> 01:28:30,138 One, two, three! 1137 01:28:31,472 --> 01:28:34,017 Yay! 1138 01:28:48,781 --> 01:28:50,366 I love you, princess. 1139 01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:54,763 If you want someone to know you have a small johnson... 1140 01:28:54,787 --> 01:28:56,122 Drive that car! 1141 01:28:56,205 --> 01:28:57,290 Very good. 1142 01:28:57,373 --> 01:29:00,918 Honey Bunny, goddess of wisdom... 1143 01:29:01,919 --> 01:29:03,254 What are we having, Honey Bunny? 1144 01:29:03,338 --> 01:29:05,089 Good to see you, Honey Bunny. 1145 01:29:05,173 --> 01:29:07,759 Aw, Honey... Athena... 1146 01:29:21,522 --> 01:29:23,107 That orange marker is gone... 1147 01:29:23,191 --> 01:29:24,650 forever. 1148 01:29:24,734 --> 01:29:26,361 You've never gonna see it again. 1149 01:29:27,695 --> 01:29:29,072 And that's okay.